I remember Robin Williams meeting Koko back in the day. Here’s the video. Koko fell in love with him. So cute.

That gorilla told that human to put a kitten on her head and that human listened. And I got to see it! This has been a good day.

HE HATES THESE BOTTLES!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE BOTTLES!!!

Yeah, it sucks that things haven’t improved. It gets old seeing companies respond about the problem, acknowledging it exists, say they’ll fix it, and the solution doesn’t come out on anywhere close to when they allude it will.

If I have any tips of my own for playing league without getting frustrated it would be learn how to mute someone and don’t get into chat fights. I get upset when people on my team do it to people who aren’t me. It’s demoralizing seeing your team rip itself apart. I can take criticism because I know when I messed up…

Obviously Tza was smart and approached the Gays slowly and calmly. As long as you do that you’re fine and they won’t maul you.

Maybe he is the clone of Vader , created and stored for an emergency by the Emperor , lost after the fall of the Empire , now finally awakened .

We really should start a campaign for this: Porn Education Now In Schools!

To elaborate on a point I made quickly in a reply to someone else here, he’ll be read because of the themes at the core of his work. Setting, drama, comedy, and plot are all the tools he uses to touch on key themes about the human condition, and the way he delivers on those human themes will be timeless.

Vimes isn’t…

No. If you’re a nice regular person, you don’t run into a restaurant 5 minutes before closing and expect to get full service for as long as you want. It’s called being a considerate human being who has a minimal understanding of how restaurants work and compassion for the people who work there.

Mr. Trump, what an honor!

So, not a member of the cheese eaters’ league, then?

The guy is okay, but the woman is awful from the second she sits down. Nothing is good enough for her, she’s not ready to order when she says she’s ready, she won’t make eye contact—the sort of completely entitled person who thinks servers are lower than dog shit. It takes her a lifetime to make up her mind on…

Another co-worker would routinely steam lattes with 2% instead of skim if the customers were rude about their orders, satisfied that they would leave ever-so-slightly fatter.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

I thought the same thing! But I did find this.

The last thing running through his head was probably a concrete floor.

Can we add chili, habanero, banana etc. peppers to that list? Gotta love the heat!

Ah, the good ol’ days. When my Dad was in grad school in the ‘50s, they’d mix this stuff up, dissolved in alcohol, and squirt a bit in a particular professor’s office door keyhole. (They also removed all the trim around his door, covered the door with drywall, painted and added baseboard while he was on vacation, but…