Totes draining that swamp

Just a reminder: People complained that Hillary was too close to Wall Street as a reason to support Trump.

Only 45% of Trump supporters believe that Don Jr. attended that meeting with the Russian lawyer for dirt on Clinton. Something he himself openly confirmed.

I feel like these two pictures are more relevant now than ever

The part that pisses me off to no end is that they are blaming Democrats for the ACA having troubles when REPUBLICANS (more specifically, Marco fucking Rubio) are the ones who kneecapped the legislation in the first place.

Two things:
1) holy fuck!
2) I miss Gawker/Defamer

FFS, we need this as a default response in Kinja

I’m hear to read, learn, and gain a better understanding of the opposite sex.

Sorry to be narcissistic, but someone took this video of me saying goodbye to Emma and I think it’s really sweet.

“See, we ran your tags and they came back totally clean, and you’re Black, so we just HAD to solve the mystery!”

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.

I feel like they’re all privileged, spoiled white frat boys trying to talk they’re way out of a frat party sexual assault, especially that dodgy don 2.0!

The accurate take is this one

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

No hate, but loads of pity. You’re paying heaps of money to permanently smell like ass, make the air around you smell like ass and incrementally kill yourself. And everyone hates you for it, but you still do it.

As a former smoker of 20 years, they shun you because you smell godawful. Even being within arm’s length of a smoker churns my stomach and gives me the most wretched headache.

I had honestly never heard of gender reveal parties, so until I read your comment, I assumed this was a transphobic attack on someone revealing to their family and friends that they were transitioning.

Thou shall not steal motherfuckers. Which commandment is this one?

I mean...literally fake news.