ScuzzM0nkey
ScuzzM0nkey
ScuzzM0nkey

The average Trump supporter oscillates between not giving a fuck what foreign countries think about the United States and enjoying the fact other countries hate the United States. They’d call this data a success!

“I try to stay out of politics.

It’s well known that, in the DPRK, yes, it is considered worthy of a death sentence, along with countless other minor offenses, real or fabricated.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

All these terrorists self-radicalizing on the internet. Oh wait, when white guys brandish weapons in public places bc of shit they read on the internet, they’re just “passionate” and “misguided.”

Just a reminder that being “competitive” can also mean paying CEOs more, since CEO pay has to rise with the market so they don’t “lose” a good one or can “attract” the best. So they could just funnel that money into CEO pay and not be lying.

I honest to God had an exchange on Twitter with a guy who went straight from calling this “Muslim terrorism” to, upon learning it was the other way around, saying it was a false flag staged by George Soros.

That’s a good one. He has so many traits that bring about ruin. My issue with giving him a tragedy is the great man premise.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

It is all kinda like this:

Obama Care victims... Dafuq?

I’m sure the handful of joints they imagined potentially confiscating during this illegal and inappropriate raid totally made traumatizing 900 kids worthwhile, right everyone?

Their faces (especially the dad’s) look horrifyingly content for people just booked for killing their infant child.

Did this teacher really have some kind of animosity towards those students? Or did she really think “HAHA TERRORISM IS FUNNY BROWN PEOPLE ARE FUNNY”?

Yup, checks out.

I’ve seen better likenesses of the Trump sons...

To be fair to eric he is at least PART human.