Dear World,

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

Wait until September when you read his “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” essay.

I’d like to slap everyone involved in green lighting this show.

Yeah, and I’m kind of done with shows that implicitly (or explicitly) make fun of/harass people who are smart. Like, not every good scientist or smart person is a condescending elitist asshole, a savant, and/or completely socially inept. WE GET IT, YOU LOVE TO MAKE FUN OF NERDS. This is not what’s going to help the…

Well, at least they’ve made something worse than Big Bang Theory finally.

A “loving husband” who had to resign amid allegations of sexually harassing practically every woman who ever worked at Fox News.

So, when Scalia died, all my friends were like, WHOO HOO! PARTY TIME IN AMERICA! I quietly said nothing, and although I agreed with the sentiment that the SCOTUS and country are better off without him anywhere near a position of power, I recognized that he was still a human person deserving of basic human dignity (we…

Remember scandals before trump?

15-year-old Jayson Negron was shot and killed by police on May 9 in Bridgeport, CT. A video released over the weekend seems to contradict the story told by officers about how Negron died.

I’m not nearly as anti-cop as most people you find around here, but I feel like if you use terms like “good guy” and “bad guy” unironically, you probably can’t be police chief.

And once again, my father, who, as I have said before on other posts, predicted Trump’s nomination, win, and Russian connections (“there are too many Russians in this campaign”), was right - he also predicted that Trump would blab top secret information to either reporters or foreign countries. He’s been right about…

Dave Chappelle shouldn’t be embarrassed about saying we should give Trump a chance. I think you should always give people the opportunity to do their job and prove themselves. In this case, Trump has proved that he’s a wildly inconsistent, bizarre, childish man with impulse control issues.

This is neither the time nor place for that kind of victim blaming. (There is no time or place for victim blaming, btw). Also, teenagers are not good at making decisions....especially when emotions are involved. I know I made stupid dating decisions when I was 17. So I guess what I’m saying is....no.

Literally, for everything he does, there is a tweet to perfectly fit the situation. Its kind of funny, once you get over the pure horror that is our current reality.

And it blows my mind that a certain subset of the population has now completely normalized and accepted this batshit insane behavior from him.

...[Kim] can sit there and say all the conditions he wants. Until he meets our conditions, we’re not sitting down with him.”

We’re a hell of a lot more likely to launch an unprovoked attack on North Korea than the other way around

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....