I’d say I hope the high cholesterol gives him a stroke, but it would take years to even notice that he’s been hit by brain damage.

Well, he DESERVES two scoops! And we all know how Trump reacts when he doesn’t feel special enough

I so agree. If an author or screenwriter tried to submit a story with a character as over-the-top as Trump, it would be immediately returned with a stern note that the writer lacks the ability to create a believable character or plot.

God, CAN THEY PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE FUCKING CAMPAIGN UNLESS IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW THEY COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA TO WIN IT?

Speaking of that, I feel like all this Mama June from “not to hot” crap is building towards a reality show for Honey Boo Boo to get fit. That child is obese, they show her eating all kinds of bad shit, and I can’t help wondering if their just fattening her up for round two of reality money. I see that kid and I’m like…

Hopefully this is just the start and every insufferable person from Reality TV is soon behind bars.

Turns out that advice from someone who works for Daddy and can’t be fired doesn’t apply to 99% of working women out there. Go figure.

Ass.

You must have personal experience of head trauma. That doesn’t make you a good spokesperson.

While Bouchard grunts a little, it’s nothing compared to the full-on sexual ecstasy scream of Sharapova, and anything that silences that is necessarily a good thing.

1400 stops with only 8 citations? Methinks someone was fishing for payoffs...

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

I know this story is very entertaining, but for me it raises more and more questions every time new details come out.

This story is such a great testament to both the emotional and the monetary costs of having uninsured people. It is cheaper to treat stage 1 colon cancer than stage 4. It is better for the economy to have people starting small businesses, launching successful freelance careers, etc. without having to worry about…

If given the chance I would play only against people above a certain age. Hopefully the chat dialogue wouldn’t be as terrible as it is with younger people

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

Trump looks like a political cartoonist drew him, thought the caricature was too exaggerated, crumpled the sketch into a ball and threw it away. Later, under deadline, he said “Eh, fuck it, good enough” fished the sketch out of the wastebasket, smoothed it out with his hands and sent it in.

It doesn’t matter. They’ll find a way to blame Dems, blame insurance companies, blame anyone but themselves.

You know as well as I do that isn’t true. Several of these “people” represent districts that have actively voted against their own interests for years. This won’t change a god damned thing.

The shear audacity of this, and to celebrate after, is fucking disgusting.

Numerous reporters spotted carts of Bud Light being rolled into the Capitol in preparation for a GOP House celebration.