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I’m curious whether those soldiers even knew who he was beyond “some old white guy.” I can recognize a handful of actual world leaders by sight and don’t think I know any secondary figures, and I suspect my internet is a bit better than whatever information North Koreans have access to.

My favorite story today is how Mike Pence walked to the fence in the Demilitarized Zone between North Korea and South Korea and had a stare down with some North Korean soldiers because:

I like the box it comes in (that’s what she said).

“I am not a racist.”

Bucknor: As you stare into the strike zone, the strike zone stares into you.

I skipped pity and went straight to loathing. They’re too fucking proud of their ignorance for me to feel pity.

This is the first time hearing love put a smile on a player’s face.

He reminds me of Hank Hill’s dad from King of the Hill

Please tell me that’s a parody account.

That’s your takeaway? you really don’t like soccer?. You’re an idiot. We could watch a game where there is a break between every ball thrown (baseball) and it takes hours or one where there are breaks between every single play (like football) or one where you don’t need to pay attention until the last two minutes

Thank goodness for HDTV cameras on sports. Now we can look at the faces of sick morons who commit crimes in the name of their SHITTY BUSH LEAGUE ASS BACKWATER sports teams and throw their asses in jail till they rot.
Why the fuck do fans of smalltime clubs like that feel such fervent passion they think it’s alright to

current president:

Because our President does not fully understand the consequences of his actions.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Wow. It would be so much easier just to admit you’re gay, suck a cock, get over yourself and finally enjoy life.

better you than him - you chose an occupation that by its very nature places you in the path of danger on a daily basis, and one that requires you to protect and serve, and which may also require you to sacrifice yourself for the greater good of the community, the community you swore to defend.

I’m so this little girl right now.

I have to say, Trump is making my arguments with my Republican co-workers so fucking easy these days. They can’t respond to half the stuff I point out.