He needs the ego gratification of the large crowds.

Why the F is he still having rallies? Do the trumpers not realize that’s odd?

I was saying that about the GOP years before Trump was elected. A party that ruins its own country in order to gain power, influence and wealth is the very definition of traitor.

As if I couldn’t hate the man more, I also know it’s going to take me 3 hrs to get home bc of his stupid rally. I know hate him even more.

To that end, the RFP stipulates that the American side be “aesthetically pleasing in color,”

I’m hoping for some extremists to regularly blow parts of it up.

They won’t be voted out. Have you been paying attention? This fucking guy got voted into office because people wanted this. Millions and millions of voters wanted this. I wish you were right; sadly, I think not.

Burn!!!

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

I just wrote the same thing. This is the most poorly thought-out bigotry in the history of poorly thought-out bigotry, which is to say ALL bigotry.

Harvick is right. I don’t necessarily think all rich kids or rich kid racers are inherently bad (Gaughn’s kid doesn’t seem so bad), but to race in a lower class among rookies, crash into them under caution as retaliation, and then say we’ll have a probably have a Coke and nothing will happen, reeks of rich-kid…

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

He looks like a ventriloquist dummy in that bottom one.

Look how spotlessly clean those boots are. They’re fresh out of a box. Did he get carried there by some indigenous porters like he was in the countries where he killed animals?

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

Gita, thank you for this--and particularly for taking the time to collect opinions from the broader fanbase.

I personally find what Jontron had to say during the “debate” (if such it can be called with a straight face) absolutely repugnant, on both a (personal) moral level, and as someone who is reasonably well-versed…

ANGELA: “And THEN this motherfucker Trump said...”

This grimace greatly disturbs me everytime I see it. He truly has no idea how to function like a normal human being.

He doesn’t actually seem to know how to smile. He squinches up his eyes, and makes his mouth into a smiley shape, but ... it’s not a smile.

This post is satire by humor writer Alexandra Petri