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Now I haven't done the math but it's feasible that you could accept the lowball offer, immediately pay the asking price and slap a warranty on it and still come out on top. It is a Ferrari after all. A few oil changes in and you should be gold!

At one point about 3 months ago I realized that there was a direct correlation between me checking social media and my mood going downhill. I don't fully understand the psychology of this and it was HARD but I made it a goal/experiment to completely stop logging on to social media. I am far happier today. I am more

"Hi!" he says. "I'm Troy!"

If you're a regular reader, you probably know that I write two frequent series here on Jalopnik. In one, I document all the problems I have with my used Range Rover, which I bought two years ago from CarMax with a bizarrely comprehensive six-year warranty. In the other, I tell you what it's like to own a used Ferrari.

For some reason, I find this car to be possibly the un-sexiest car on sale (police affiliation doesn't help) so I'd say this is a pretty solid answer.

Same here. This is the only "stealth luxury car" answer. It's such a perfect answer, that it was it's downfall.

The engine/laser/shield level change is a mechanic I am missing bitterly from all modern space shooters and why I really, really hate when they use PR to say "in vein of X-wing and TIE Fighter" and leave out the most amazing mechanics of those games.

Yup. FM radio is a waste of time. I listen to XM radio and my music collection. I have zero desire to listen to 20 minutes of music and 40 minutes of advertisements that FM radio has become.

You Chose Wrong

GRRRRRR, DIS JOB IS RUFFF!

Very interesting article. I hadn't really looked at it that way, but it makes sense.

Love your articles, Tyler. Thanks!

For the last time, the Excelsior is filled with non-flammable HELIUM!

GM slogan

I remember the first time I figured out I could not only change my laser shot pattern, but also the orientation of my shields I was speechless for the next fifteen minutes. Then I found out you could change the Engines/Lasers/Shields levels, and wondered if I'd somehow peeked behind the curtain and seen the face of

Pretty sure its a 1992ish Civic. That color is pretty spot on for this

This really annoys me. We're not only getting short-changed on the size of the grid for the USGP but also missing a big opportunity to see a US driver and build up the US audience a bit more. I wonder if they're going to skip Q1, as well, since we'll be down 5 cars in qualifying (Caterham, Marussia, and Vettel).

There was a simmering anger about people like me — "Social Justice Warriors", as they call us — who are asking for change in the game industry: a better, broader representation of characters, among other things. We're "the cancer that's killing games", and Kotaku is seen as the key enemy site, with Polygon a close

That was a close call, Nessie.