Thanks Bernie! Milk all the cash you can out of this sport, for what reason? so your daughters can place princess? Here's a crazy idea, share the money with the teams and circuits, also make the contracts with the circuits much cheaper after all F1 is nothing without a race venue. The whole system is messed up right…

Hey, idea. Call the god damn police instead of just filming it. I've called the police multiple times on people doing shit just like this. If you can't keep it together, drunk or tired or whatever your problem is, you have no business on the road. If I see you pulling this shit in front of me, I call the cops. Instead…

This might have been a good occasion to use your horn a few times.

Looks fairly solid, curious to see how it evolves. I want more arcade racing games, the more over the top the better.

Can you think of any other things that have entirely different utilities in real life versus games?

I respect that effort. Yeah he fucked up, but I'm so cynical about mechanics nowadays that I'd expect most others to let it ride and try and lie their way out of the subsequent damage. Seeing one actually give a shit is refreshing.

BREAKING NEWS

MYSTERY "SUB" IDENTIFIED

IT'S WORSE THAN WE FEARED

This "run along, little Timmy" hand gesture to an officer. It violates every inch of idealism strung and tensioned inside my fibrous being. I despise that feeling, and I despise this squid.

I think this'd be the perfect backup for him

or pull out his can of mace, ride out in front and just crop-dust those dipwads.

Dear Squids,

That little guy has a big heart.

Now that's proper sportsmanship

Rare photo of a Lada class sub in action.

Everything is clickbait Everything is clickbait Everything is Clickbait! I swear you could put up blueprints to a time machine and whiners would cry about it being clickbait. If you don't like it, don't click it.

Tom, make sure you link to this next time you get accused of only posting "stealership" stories.

Knee touched on the landing, -.5. Difficulty score, +1.2.

Fuck, yes!