Dude, really? Its been obvious from day one that ALL of Devolver’s conferences are meant to be a huge parody of these kinds of events in general.

I would rather watch Devolver than “here’s a car on stage!”, “listen to famous sports player!”.

I don’t understand Twitch. It’s like someone opened a garbage store, then one day decided, “I can’t have all this trash lying around here!”

Yes, please tell us how rape cannot occur if one is of legal age.

lotta guys in these comments have a lot of information about fucking kids as legally as possible.

just for everyone in the back: the issue isn’t that it-might-possibly-technically not be statutory rape. the issue is that what she’s describing is regular rape, including the phrase ‘we need to break you in’ while deflowering a 17 year old.

Lotta rape apologist shitheads in the comments on a sunday morning with nothing better to do than be shitheads. Ignore them.

Her story hinges on her being sexually fucking assaulted, idiot. She’s not saying her age is the thing that made it legally assault, but saying that it contributed to the power dynamic of the rape and her own processing of it. He literally said “We need to break you in.”

Duke Nukem Forever wasn’t a terrible game. It was just a mediocre and heavily derivative one. You could easily see influences (like the extended vehicle segments that were clearly inspired by HL2). It was kind of interesting in a historical sense, as you could tell how many times its creative direction changed over…

Duke Nukem the character—a brash asshole who revels in misogyny and toxic masculinity—just doesn’t work anymore.

I'm in the minority that thought DNF was less “steaming pile” and more “outdated and slightly not terrible”. But the series peaked with DN64. Gearbox either needs to do *something* with the ip or just let the old man die gracefully. 

Because the new Xbox looks NOTHING like a router..

He’s not doing anything “wrong” though.

That’s the way I prefer to get messages as well, irritates the hell out of me to get “hey Kirby” Ding. “can you tell me about so and so” Ding. “at your earliest convenience” Ding.

I almost always send single texts with multiple sentences vs separate texts for each sentence. Maybe this makes me an old, but I prefer receiving texts this way as well. I hate hearing my phone sound off three different alerts for what is essentially one text/thought from a friend. I feel the long text with proper…

Noticing a patterns of slideshows on these sites now. Not a fan of it. Feels like a G/O Media thing and it just feels like a sign of things to come. Unfortunate. Thanks for writing this though. I’m assuming it wasn’t your decision to make this a slideshow post.

Having finished the game a few days ago, I disagree on a few points.

Hard disagree on the steel weapons; unless it’s someone like Edelgard whose speed is so far down the shitter that she’s going to get doubled by everyone anyway, it’s not worth the weight penalty. You’re much better off forging the iron weapons into their iron+ versions, especially since you end up with so many…

One thing to note; the “get rid of your iron weapons” tidbit isn’t always the right move.  The very poorly explained “weight” mechanic can matter considerably, and depending on the character’s strength and gear encumbering him/her, an iron weapon that strikes twice (or potentially four times with gauntlets) can deal a…

Well, sure, you can vote for her, but you have to ask yourself what that vote means.