i3 lol

i3 lol

You don’t cook bacon in a pan, you cook it in the oven on a cooling rack.  Best bacon ever.  Pan?  PFfffffft!

You are all a bunch of toxic, sick bastards wishing for someone’s death, but you knew that already.

With interest rates as low as they are, you’d be foolish to put your capital into the car, when your potential return on an investment would exceed the cost of capital for the loan. Really sad you are so dumb with money.

Migraine sufferers love dark mode.  I can see sideloading it for that.

Also reminds me of the “Black Moon Rising” car from the movie.

Oh man, the connie is a beautiful plane.

He left out the even more shocking stat that there are 3,000 abortions per day.  But hey, fetuses don’t count, so that’s cool.

Chilly summer nights?  Where is this magical place?!

Chilly summer nights?  Where is this magical place?!

Sadly only $5 off the first one.  

Sadly only $5 off the first one.  

1. Cut off old roof

Nice but still huge and heavy. I prefer the Ultrapod II. https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/239963-REG/Ultrapod_PD02010_2_Black.html

Nice but still huge and heavy. I prefer the Ultrapod II. https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/239963-REG/Ultrapod_P…

It’s because you made your own success, rather than having it handed to you by a “more just system”.

Anyone who stores pressurized canisters next to heat sources gets what they deserve. Morons.

There are so many laws out there that nobody is innocent of everything anymore. Even the justice dept doesn’t know how many laws are on the books now since they reside in places other than Title 18. If I was subject to a special investigation, I’d be scared shitless of what they could bring against me...and I have…

This is what happens when “cleaning experts” get around things that they have no clue about and never use. Set grill on high for 30 mins, brush, done. Frankly, you’re a fool if you work any harder than that.

This is what happens when “cleaning experts” get around things that they have no clue about and never use. Set grill…

Pretty strong (read: dumb) position to take with the person/country who can grant your request, regardless of who is at the helm.  How can that help their position?

Well, I dilute my soda with whiskey, so TAKE THAT BIG SODA.

My friend, you have not seen ridiculous until you’ve seen the MB R63 AMG minivan.

Ugh.  Just give us dark mode EVERYWHERE, like Android USED to be.  The OLED gods will thank you.  Android went to all-white to look like Apple, which was all white at the time.  It sucked then and it sucks now.