Scratch57
Scratch57
Scratch57

and he has no friends....

His parents must be so proud

Baylor AD spokesperson: “Lets not bicker and argue over who raped who. This is supposed to be a happy occasion!”

I blame Obama

That was tremendous!

I will bet he’s received an awful lot of burnt toast with the waiter’s DNA on it

Douche karma

Future Trump cabinet meeting

I'm sure he didn't catch major shit in between periods....not

When asked why he ran onto the field, the dog said: "it looked like a nice field.......TO POOP ON!"

Those are some pissed off African Africans

People driving invisible cars should not throw stones

Harper went on to say "yeah like in hockey where guys can drop their gloves and start swinging at each other like the time Papel......next question?"

That's a class act

It was my understanding that the hotel was not managed by Marriott at the time. It was managed by a third party management company

Vhat? You vere dropped by some schmucks? I should be so lucky!

Caucasian? Only we can call each other that. We also prefer European American.

Maybe Eubanks could use him?

That is awesome