@vaportrail: All of the four door wranglers look horrible stock. But when they do have a lift and about 35" tires, they become one of my favorite configurations. Go figure.

The french stumped me with about 5:30 left.

Damnit, I clicked on the link with a good answer, but I just can't remember what car I was gonna say...

And it's got rallye lights!

@porsche9146: Yes, all of those deadly accidents that occur while accelerating from 0-5 mph from a stoplight.

I text/email at stop lights and I will admit I've rushed to finish one when the light turns green and I start moving again.

@Fodder650: Nice little Tosh.0 blitzkrieg there.

In soviet russia... ah, screw it.

Nice Price.

I started reading this blog (AoM) last week after the last guide that got posted here (or one of the gawker sites.) It's a pretty awesome collection of articles, even if a lot of it doesn't really apply to a 25 year old single guy that works in a casual atmosphere.

I remember seeing this on some Discovery channel show when I was a young'n, somewhere around 6th or 7th grade probably. I thought it was the coolest damn thing, and still pretty much do.

@TurboBrick [LIGIER]: I won't touch my brakes if I'm going about 5 mph over. My thinking is that if that trooper wants to waste his time going to court for a 5 mph ticket, I'll be happy to take off work for a couple hours and accompany him.

I wholeheartedly agree with every point in this "How To."

You got the orange part right.

"Booby trap" teehee

@mytdawg: Wow, what a hole!

Put a shark in it and I'll jump it on my huffy.

@duurtlang: What on earth would a gym membership have to do with what I said?

@duurtlang: What on earth would a gym membership have to do with what I said?

@buzz killington — IP Jalopttorney: I miss my 2100 lb jetta gli.