Reading the tag (paganizondar) for this article makes me wish Horatio secretly wanted to be a pirate and named this car the Zondarrrrrrr.

They call that shit an oompfsk.

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: Correction, there was a guy in the road.

I smell a future NPOCP candidate.

@freds4hb: With my nautical themed pashmina afghan.

No way in hell would I ever fly that thing. 6 nuclear warheads and about a million pounds of other ordinance and you can't steer around an oil tanker?

I've been looking for a suitable vehicle to get my frozen banana business mobile.

I've been looking for a suitable vehicle to get my frozen banana business mobile.

What about an E36 M3? Pretty darn cheap considering what you get, and can be put in any condition between "full track" and "full comfort."

I think you were going for disdain. Distain is a verb.

I don't think he would've fit with the rear bumper on.

No one mention this yet?

Audi TT RS

Gumpert Apollo

Porsche 911 Sport Classic

holden monaro cv8z

@KeyserSöze - Professional Blog Commenter: So does Natty Boh (National Bohemian). The staple beer of Baltimore, even though it's no longer brewed here.

Ferrari California

@Ash78, Metallica roadie: Bureaucrats will Gabon and on, but never get anything done.

British Racing Green is one of my all time favorite colors. Too bad this isn't an actual GT.