Damn, I bought some ice cream out of the back of a white van once, didn’t think to check if it’s genuine or possibly stolen! I’ll do that next time.

In the checkout, cold things go with other cold things. Boxes go with other boxes. The stuff that can be broken and smushed needs to be bagged last. Whatever embarrassing thing I have to buy is hidden in the middle between the boxes and the milk/juice, so people don’t realize my shame.

we SHOULD pay for overhead compartment space. It’s checked baggage we shouldn’t have to pay for. Carry-on bags make boarding and departing torturous. If one of these damn airlines would just do away with checked bag fees, and add carry-on bag fees, boarding would be infinitely more pleasant and faster.

May we never be on the same flight...

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

I feel like I did give you both an answer and an affirmation, tbh

We understand how baseball works. 162 game season= Royals led their division and the AL for 150+ of those games.

The Royals met Noah at his office. For some reason, he didn’t show up.

Represent 9GA on FB. It is getting crazy how many of those threads I see almost daily now...

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

My friend, we are every other Wednesday. My son is 4 and devours 2-3 rolls, the Lil Dillo bites with whatever veggie we trick him into eating that night and whatever is on my plate when I’m not looking.

Only in its utter dunderheadedness. Texas Roadhouse takes the cake from a taste to price ratio.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

He later tweeted that Siri had screwed him on that.

It's all the worse because it was Elvis's yips that just about single-handedly killed our playoff run last year, but he's still gonna get paid, and Desmond isn't.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

This is the Twitter equivalent of hitting a hard 18 in Blackjack, pulling a 3, and then telling everyone else at the table it was statistically the right move because you got 21.