Sometimes it’s the parents’ fault.

Bush46!

at the risk of sounding horrible, that right there might be the only reason religion is worth anything: perspective

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

I wonder why the crew chief’s haven’t figured that out yet.

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.

Could you imagine Phaneuf and Karlsson? Anderson would face 60 shots a night.

This is why CBAs are some of the most frustrating legal documents to deal with. I have seen so many MOUs and side letters that say “Unless modified herein, all terms of the previous agreement remain in effect”, that then go on to list 37 bullet points that change many key terms of the original agreement. What you are…

My parent’s 1997 Honda CR-V, upholstered in the finest mouse-fur, agrees with you.

I’m just going to take this opportunity to post what might be the best block I’ve ever seen live:

After all, Didier Drogba and Nicholas Anelka were big-name players who went to China as recently as 2012, only to go running back to Europe at the first opportunity.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

how is it rigged? The aforementioned “insider trading” that never actually happened? The players who put hours upon hours of effort into researching lineups and are therefore naturally better than the vast majority of their competitors? You throw the word “rigged” around but I don’t think you really know what it means.

Whatever dude. Everyone who is good at Excel loves it. The more you learn, the more awe-struck you’ll be, especially if you also know statistics and finance. If you understand programming, then you really do feel like a wizard. Macros are basically magic spells that make the data dance and perform tricks. Amazing…

You will have bleep out my entire dash cam history lol. Idc

As mentioned it was hindsight and I’m just sitting at my computer making the call, as anyone can..... Granted, I have been in similar situations, especially with ice flying off big trucks.

Pulling over ASAP was a good first reaction. I think I would have done the same thing, (only to later regret my failure to attempt catching up for that plate ID).

Guys reaction is priceless...

Manifold appears built into the block; with turbo bolting straight to the head.