ScottATL
ScottATL
ScottATL

It’s like watching Darth Vader remove his mask.

Indeed the supervan was unobtainium, so I got this instead, and still have it :

Stock footage. The bad acting gave it away. Actually everything gave it away.

So I HOPE this was unintentional, but those haircuts are currently the style among white nationalists:

Queen would often open their live sets with this version. The idea is to just blow the audience away with a high energy opening. Then much later in their set they’d play the more well known slower version, followed of course by We are the Champions.

When they fill the infield with water?

The number of conservatives who believe that the poor enjoy having to depend on welfare and Section 8 housing for survival never ceases to amaze me.

Curt is off whatever is off the deep end. He’s next level crazy.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.

I’d paint everything this color.

The Case Against Pets

Let’s talk about pets. They are made for cuddling. They nuzzle and purr and wiggle. They show their cute little

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

I have a life, and I’ll take my baby where I please. Anyone that has a problem with that can fuck right off.

Resolved: A baseball game is, and by right should be, a safe family outing.