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But it’s perfectly fine if it’s that bitch Clinton and her emails 10 days before the election ...right?

Good. No one associated with anything traditional should be anywhere near his ass to sully themselves. Everything about this inaugeration - and this presidency, really - should have to be harder for him than it has been for previous presidents just to ram home the point that this presidency is not normal.

If the very worst happens, it won’t be because we didn’t know that it might happen. We have all been amply warned.

My first CD was Wham. I’ve seen George live three times; twice in concert, and once in person. BFF and I had heard where he and his partner Kenny went to eat in TX and we decided to swing on in. “Wouldn’t it be cool if...?” Anyway, we went full cringe/facepalm crazy fan and had silkscreen shirts made with his

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But it will hurt his poor widdle feelings. Jalopnik is supposed to be a safe space for him :P

Just don’t click on them. That easy.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

It was great. Donne Yen was awesome. The last 30-45 minutes was probably one of the most euphoric cinema experiences of my lifetime. I can’t wait to go see it again.

The Empire is just building that Death Star to protect you. If your planet has nothing to hide, then you have nothing to worry about!

Ultimately, we are the ones who decide what we will demand from the people we put into power. Which is why we will

Well, we know that his takes will be wide-left.

If I were Walsh, I wouldn’t answer any area Help Wanted ads involving wood chippers.

It doesn’t. And the more people apologize to the military and veterans for these kinds of protests, the more harm it does. We cannot cede to bullshit positions. It’s how we got here in the first place. To my knowledge, no group of any notoriety is protesting the American military at this time in our history. They

“I wonder whether the Buccaneers put pressure on Evans to apologize...”

The people fetishizing the national anthem are causing me to lose whatever respect I had for it in the first place. If your barometer on patriotism is whether or not you stand for a fucking song then maybe you just don’t understand the point behind America in the first place.