but his character made him that six-tool guy

Future Cardinal player

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

This reminds me of a wonderful scene in the final debate of “The Great Debaters”.

I once wrote an entire essay here about the amount of training a cop is given with a gun, and while it varies from state to state in Alabama, the basic training requirements include 47 hours of firearms training broken down into different sections, now that may seem like a lot but for comparison in Alabama there are…

And what happened to the idea that if you’re going to be a police officer, you’re going to be putting your life on the line to serve the public? That means you sometimes have to take a risk and not fucking shoot someone just because they might pose a threat.

And, of course, carrying a licensed gun is totally legal under THE ALMIGHTY SECOND AMENDMENT which it appears all the same racist idiots are so protective of.

Apparently we here in the US have the world's most skittish cops, who are frightened of every twitch and shadow that they see. Here's an idea: if you are constantly afraid for your life, maybe being a cop isn't for you. Maybe you should try something a little more low key, like being a meter minder; empty cars rarely…

What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

Calling my shot: Las Vegas Aces.

RIP

He wont get the near the recognition Ali got, and that’s a bummer because Howe defined his sport every bit as much as Ali

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

Fuck off, 2016. Just fuck the fuck off.

“That’s just pride fuckin’ with ya.”

Has there ever been a single case of a transgender person attempting to molest a child in a restroom? I’d be more worried about my kids spending time alone with a Republican wrestling coach.

This one should rank high

Gossage is a Dingus. I’ve read The Bronx Zoo. Respect for the sanctity of the game isn’t the first thing that springs to mind when I think about those teams.

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

There are few things more delicious than the tears of a sportswriter whining about the sanctity of baseball and its unwritten rules. I expect to slake my thirst in the coming hours and days.