Here's a little food for thought: Every day, I carry a knife on me because it's a useful tool that comes in handy every now and then at work. However, should the situation call for it, that little tool could also be employed in another role. Say I'm walking to my car and some asshole decides he's going to mug me. He…

You need to play more than 3 hours before it really grabs you. The game does start off slow.

My apologies then. It's sometimes hard to tell because there's a lot of people who would be 100% serious about that.

Well at first I thought you were referring to the Microsoft people, not the asshole Twitter commenters.

Or when there are good female protagonists, they ignore them. I played a bisexual ass-kicking woman named Katie in Fallout New Vegas. Can't get much more progressive than that. I even wrote a story about her for a Women's and Gender studies class. And hell, you can even be gay in Skyrim too, but everyone seems to…

My first thought ran to a Robot Chicken episode where a guy gets stabbed and the same line is uttered. But some people are primed to see a rape joke in everything that could possibly be construed in such a way.

Someone makes an alleged rape joke, and you want them all to die in a fire.

PS3 was $500 and $600.

Yeah, check this article out, it will tell you everything you need to know.

"it's not a console anymore"

$500 for a high quality gaming computer?

Perhaps then a complex system of mirrors? #kidding

I guess guys like you and me will have to mount it on the wall behind the TV

Holy shit! I found the one guy on Earth who is actually excited by the Wii U!

LOL, if you can't afford a $500 console than you probably can't afford a $400 console either. Like price really matters at this point... I think not.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahah.

Woops posted in wrong place.

What people say and what people do are often two very different things. I honestly don't think all the internet whining is going to affect the Xbox One's sales. The whiny ones speak the loudest, so those are the only voices we hear. There's millions of other people who are still perfectly fine with buying an Xbox One,…

I'm guessing we might get charged $20-50 more, that's typically what happens.