Why is everyone taking this video so seriously? If you're actually debating whether drift cars or race cars are faster, I think you missed the fucking point.

I'm thinking more of red on black, as opposed to black on red. Black stripes on a red car? Fine. Red stripes on a black car? Ugly as fuck.

I'm not sure who ever thought that red and black are colors that should go together. It always looks awful.

The Mansory Panamera comes to mind.

How do you torrent safely? Move to Canada. Downloading copyrighted material is legal so long as you don't distribute it or sell it.

Forever is a long time, but I'll go until I don't feel like it anymore.

Don't you mean all of it? ;)

I think it just depends on what you choose your frame of reference to be. If this individual were to be admitted to a hospital, the correct answer to fill out on a form would be "Male." However, if they were to fill out a questionnaire in which they were asked to indicate their self-identified gender, the correct…

Biologically a male, but perhaps psychologically a woman.

Sawing through a steering wheel is going to attract attention though. Good luck getting away with that.

I'm not sure about that, even El Werto himself once said that he'd rather flog a Mini Cooper around a track than an Audi R8. The author of this article is probably one of the few people here who could actually drive a high performance (esp. RWD) car to it's limit.

Likewise. That kid impressed me, I certainly didn't know that much about cars when I was 11. I think I was still just playing with my Hot Wheels.

And if they did, it would run on something weird like fermented carrots. Petrol is so mainstream.

I'm almost surprised the Spark's marketing tagline isn't, "The Chevrolet Spark: You've probably never heard of it."

Personally I've never really found mosquito spray to work all that well. Most of the time they keep biting me anyway.

That's why you have to get creative when writing reviews for headphones. For example, I once said that my Bower & Wilkins P5s felt like miniature clouds gently hugging my ears while angels injected dopamine directly into my brain, creating a crystal clear but warm sound—

Impossible, head-fi hates everything. They would give their own ears a 1 star review.

It's easier to know which headphones not to buy, which would be anything celebrity endorsed or owned by people who wear hoodies.

Sorry, I was only joking. I'm from Jalopnik, where we routinely tell each other to go fuck a camel for fun. It's kind of a different atmosphere there I guess.

I think I paid about $70 for this when I was a kid. A fine CD player in itself, but this was right when CD players were becoming obsolete very quickly. I had an iPod less than a year later, and I never used it again. I actually never really used it at all, since there isn't much that's portable about "portable" CD…