China is only communist in the sense that everyone who isn't embezzling money from the government has an equally shitty quality of life.

And DC Shoes haven't been cool since high school.

You can drift on racetracks because racetracks are wide as fuck. Drifting on the street is asking for trouble.

Take that back. NOW.

At an intersection? No. On a highway or rural road with nobody else on it? Go for it.

Sometimes I take for granted how normal Canada is.

Pretty sure it's illegal to drive one of those if you're not on a pension.

The solution is to do nothing. Eventually the unintended accelerators of the world will be removed from our gene pool.

I saw an aftermarket skid plate available for the Mazda 2 online. I think I want one now if I get a 2.

It's like pre-game coverage of sports. Stop speculating already, we're going to find out for real in a fucking hour!

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You don't understand the concept of comedic hyperbole, do you?

The proper response would have been to bounce it off the rev limiter until their ears bled.

I'm going to tart DAB staining my wheels brown so that whoever steals them gets cancer and then I can laugh at their misfortune.

There's too many confounding variables to know for sure. We need an experimental design.

Should be "Percentage of chart that looks like Pac-man."

75% of dropouts may not be in prison, but 75% of them are probably on the dole.

""It takes a lot of energy, because you stand for a long time," she said. During her eight hour day, Lee stands for 30 minutes holding a product, then takes a 10-minute rest and repeats the process. "You have to look happy all day and smile, but it's not that easy," she said. "It gets very tiring."

I was going to say this as well. It's a terrible convertible because it makes you realize how much more awesome it would be as a hardtop.

For those who want to look like a retard driving a convertible clown car.