ScorpioGTX1
Scorpio GTX1
ScorpioGTX1

The AntiCat called, he wants your head on a silver platter.

Thankfully it looks like it's just a photochop. But it's not far off from some of the shit these guys do.

I bet that bolt was fun to remove.

And this is why hellaflush is helladumb.

The irony is that everyone on StanceWorks is a prime example of how not to lower your car.

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I don't think they're cooler. Kind of look lame, like some aftermarket part you'd buy on ebay.

I like this sign. Now I know when I can maximize my points.

I don't see the problem. Tiburons are about as slow as a glacier anyway.

Is it possible to have 120Hz without interpolation? Because usually you can turn the soap opera effect off by disabling the "Auto Motion Plus" (or whatever the manufacturer calls it) and it looks tons better. I'm not sure if that bumps it down to 60Hz, though.

"Plus if the shop is wanting to sell one particular make for what ever reason they can make the picture look better than others so you buy that one."

And the only one who gives a shit.

I dunno, on Jalopnik we swear all the time, and we all respect each other. I don't think it's an issue of if you swear, it's how you swear.

But at least people can pronounce Florida.

No, but high maintenance costs will probably keep me from pulling the trigger on purchasing one. I'm sure it's a lovely car when it works, but when it doesn't it's going to cost you bad.

The only time the world ever hears about Saskatchewan is when it comes to weird fucked up things like this.

Don't worry, I deleted it into oblivion soon after the video was complete.

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Ha, I knew when I made this that I was spot on about hellaflushers and metallic orange paint.

I'm hoping that Jalopnik will be able to lead a bloody battle that will result in the end of hellaflush. We've already got all of oppo signed on for the cause, but what about the rest of the front-pagers?