Bahhh!

Uh, hello... Jujubee?! That gorgeous lady boy is GOING to win the shit fire, out of this. Oh my god, I'm queening out already. Jujubee!!

It really, really looks like Tuba City, Arizona. Five miles out of town there are fossilized dinosaur footprints. I got out of the car and immediately thought that it looked just like mars, because it really does. Now i am looking at these pictures and my brain will not except that it's not Tuba City.

Volvo SCC.

WD-40 smells so good. So good.

I had a gruesome MySpace stalker. I kept getting pictures of myself from a private profile. Cropped pictures of my legs. I would block the profile but they would just make a new one. Then i got a picture of myself and i was wearing the same outfit i had on so i knew it was taken the same day. It ended up being a guy…

Let's not forget that these little turd's bite like they are on bath salts. I saw one take a bite out of a duck once. Just hopped up and started chomping. The duck was less than impressed.

Ha! Hahahhah! Pffft! Blarg. Hahahaha... Ugh... Oh, snap. Oprah's natural hair, that's funny.

I don't know.

Word of mouth/rumors. Now this is just my personal opinion. Nowadays if you have a late 80's, mid 90's VW, the dealership's will act like you drove a three legged donkey and cart full of shit into the showroom. I have always gotten attitude. Attitude and amazingly high parts prices. I heard rumors of some Canadian ex…

Bryan Adams? WTF! Summer of 69, Bryan Adams?

"She might have beat me." What? She did beat you! But ya, the "it" part is not fun. Not fun at all.

Needs more Yin Alvarez.

So that's what all that shit is, privilege.

Cool. Always in the Huggy Bear camp. Taking the Rough with the Smooth, is rad. Pansy Twist is still a great song.

I've got it! Gay chickens. BOOM! A little glitter, some rhinestones, a sprinkle of atheism. RuPaul's drag chicken race, may the best chicken win!

This is more me being an idiot that resulted in a hell of a fail. Had a small water leak on the drivers side passenger door, took the door card off and duct taped the plastic back on and cleaned the rubber seal. Job done. Got in and drove into the garage, only i forgot to close the back door which slammed into the…

I just got out of the shower, and that guys "hair" is giving me all sorts of reasons to get right the fuck back in.

8. S2000.

3. Some sort of Rover P6? 5. Beetle 6. GTO. 7. Datsun 720. 8. LFA. 9. Exploder. 12. Is driving me crazy. I know it's not a Cordoba but, Cordoba.