Major League teams: “we don’t condone this sort of thing.”

Just the fact that he made it this far makes him way more successful than J.J. Redick’s last kid.

Have you seen the Twins play? lol

I'll do that. And I'll be thinking of you.

If you were a terrorist would we call you the Uniballer?

Are you kidding?! As a cancer survivor, how much do you think you’d have to pay for insurance without this law? Do you think that you'd get any insurance company to cover you at all?

BBQ pulled jackfruit. No contest.

three cousins in one week is pretty weird.

The only Adidas I will ever care about.

“I can’t smurfin’ believe we smurfin’ smurfed that smurf!”

“Dodgers higherups like Mattingly very much, but it was apparent there wasn’t support for the long-term. Word is Mattingly felt he was treated very well by baseball president Andrew Friedman and others, but the sides ultimately decided it was better to move on.”

Congressman #1: “There’s this great game I’m involved in where the players put down some money, and if you pick the right guys who perform for you, you can win back your investment, like, a thousand times over! Millions! Except if you want to win the big bucks, you need to deposit a lot of money. And everyone seems to…

h’ bullhi

Sure. Eliminate conferences. There is no East. There is no West. No Up. No Down. Just circles of friends holding hands and putting snipped flowers into the barrels of rifles. Am I an Irish boy from Chicago or am I a being of pure energy born in the sun and to the sun returning, a circle unbroken and timeless? There…

I apologize in advance for nitpicking.....It’s “Fleet Farm” not “Flea Farm”.

Every UW student practices that by trying to walk out of the Kollege Klub at bar time.

The cool thing is, this also works as a Phish setlist.

Go Pack!!

mango WAAAAY to low on this list.

[wags]