well shit, it’s a fair analogy, but not one I needed after GB finally decided not to suck last night. Goddamnitall.
Sconnifornia
Sconnifornia
Watch out for mirrors though...
Twins are shopping Dozier, because everything sucks.
I was actively SCREAMING at my radio during that part. Like, yelling to the point I was worried other people sitting in traffic with me might call the cops over the person having an “episode” while driving.
“had dealt with recurring blisters on his pitching hand, along with a separate groin injury”
Best contact anybody on the Twins has made in weeks.
Born & raised there, made my college drinking $ working at one of those very same liquor stores. That said, no booze on Sundays in MN is still one of the dumbest things I’ve ever experienced.
How is the answer to this question not directly related to another question from this very mailbag. Sell booze on Sundays in MN. Use whatever tax revenue is generated just from Sunday booze sales to fund the stadium. Everybody wins (except for the liquor stores in WI that LIVE off that sweet Sunday MN money)
That was a terrible contract from the start. They never had any intention of keeping him at catcher, where he had SOME value. A 1B who’s never hit more than 28HRs making $23mil is just insanity. That was a “thanks for the new stadium. See? We’re totally going to pay people now...” move. Giving the local boy big cash…
I mean, not having to make something up for the weed prescription here in CA helps too...
What’s the difference between an optimist with ball cancer and a pessimist with ball cancer?
As a testicular cancer survivor, you can expect a sternly worded email expressing my offense taken...
They made these for about 3 1/2 years before they canceled my sponsorship...
Had that in a 200ml sampler pack my wife gave me for xmas (she gets me) and really enjoyed it.
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Anybody who was half responsible for this is OK in my book...
I JUMPED for the phone at the end of every podcast to hit stop so I wouldn’t have to hear “earballs.” Just the worst.
Conversely, if you feel like making a Bears fan’s day, even if just for a moment...
As an utterly delusional Packers fan who can’t wait to watch even tomorrow’s game at NE, all I saw in this article was “Aaron Rodgers” and “Super Bowl”