The slowest defensive back an NFL receiver will face is faster than 95 percent of the defensive backs in college.

Tirico's black?

Who knew Rand Paul had supporters in Turkey?

To be fair, those masks were from Moss' first tour w/ MN. It was a different time back then, right Roger?

@LUV_TRUK: " Harrison left Kent State in 2002 a few credits shy of a bachelor's degree in general studies.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: or at least their right arm does.

@Kid Canada: What's this "back to" you're referring to?

@worldBspree:

"There are Traditions. And Then There are White Sox Traditions."

I hate that you fucking capitalized "the Stadium."

Cocksucker.

In other news, Jon Miller has been forced to return the 2010 Ford C. Frick Award.

I heard somebody once raped a girl in CO wearing a Kobe jersey... wait a minute...

Deadspin: Single handedly driving this story since 9/13/10

@Sheed's Bald Spot: He's not already?

@ClintonPortishead: if only they could've come up w/ a name for the show that could lead to some sort of major corporate tie-in.... wait a minute...

@A Pimp Named DaveR: Judging by the grip the security guy had on him, I'd guess no.

Mitchell & Ness had intended on releasing a Steve Nash throwback until Shaq got word of it...

@ReelMissing: The only runner that means anything is the guy on third, might as well have a force at every base.