A lot of foreplay for a couple of jack off ricers...................err, racers.

There's probably a lesson to learned here such as buying a car off of Craigslist that has a picture of the prized find that seems too good to be true.

This is a 'blonde joke', right?

How about in the 710 cap? lol

Good story with a happy ending SDHQ guys. Thanks for posting your story. Fuck the grammar police on here. They are just a bunch of Fanboys with nothing better to do than to criticize someone else. They have no idea what it's like to have your life's work and livelihood stolen and recovered because they don't own or…

Hey, I've already done that! You see as a former Ford Pinto pilot I was used to the fact that I could be rammed in the ass-end at ANY speed and promptly incinerated while spontaneously shitting myself! I wised up and traded the Pinto in for a Corvair and was happy as hell (sorta), until Ralph Nader came along and…

The big rock is white........Cocaine is white........it's going to LA.........anyone seen Charlie Sheen lately? Hmmmmm

Wow! Florida cops have taken sleeping on the job to a whole new level!

Hey! It's a Fisker that was left overnight in South Central LA!

By the look of the smirk on his face, does he look like the sorta driver that gives a shit if he has a license or not? Smart money bets he drove himself home from the courthouse.

Lacks minimum bumper height for DOT approval...............and a place for cup holder.

All out of Preparation H, only got toothpaste....so solly!

Would a "Slippery When Wet Sign Help?"

Sure as phuck beats Pimp My Ride! That show is an embarrassment to all of automobilia.

C'mon guys, if you're gonna make vats that look like missles then you could at least make 'em fly!

We need this guy to come out here to California and help take down the infamous red light cameras that are robotic revenue makers for police departments and municipalities. They have been proven to cause accidents and increase collisions from gun-shy motorists that freak out when in these intersections. Officials…

NASCAR and Corn Likker, yes. NASCAR and Corn Ethanol fuel, no.

I don't think I've ever owned a Toyota, but I can't recall.

My Dad, RIP, bought me a Bug brand Go-Kart with twin West Bend chain saw engines. It did about 75 mph and he deemed it too fast for me at 8 years old. He was right. He sold it and I was heartbroken. That Kart set the hook though and I have been a lifelong gearhead and hot rodder. I replaced that Killer Kart and filled…

Finally, I have seen the real Bullit! My life is now complete. Is Ford planning a Re-pop?