Damn that’s a great Disney villain expression face. She could get a job at one of the parks.

You can’t see it, but I stood up and gave you a salute. Well done.

THIS. My dad does this every damn time he visits. Especially at holidays when you have lots of different foods in the fridge for snacking, I’ll be making plates for me and the kids and ask dad if he wants something and every time he says no. Then after I’ve plated everything and put away all the containers, he’ll come…

I said it in another post, but that is a lifestyle brand catalog shoot if ever I’ve seen one. How soon until it launches? Jesus.

Does Swifty have a lifestyle brand yet? Because I’m calling lifestyle brand catalog shoot(s).

He is. That announcement was from 2003.

What is the accent of that voice-over artist? Canadian?

HOLY SHIT! I thought for sure they were going to stop with the freeze but no oh no no no. That is GRUESOME.

I think the theft of the beloved family stuffed animal is gonna be the plot to “Taken 4".

This is everything.

I can’t stand to let my feet hang over!!!! I wanted to get one of those low platform beds with no space underneath but the hubs is tall and insisted on a high bed, damn it. I hate all that underbed space. I won’t even let my feet sneak out from under the covers unless it’s really hot in the room and sometimes I still…

Sames. My husband’s like “Why don’t you put all your damn shoe boxes on the closet shelves instead of crammed under the bed gathering dust?!” And I’m like “Well then are you gonna look under the bed every night for me before we go to sleep?! And then again when I need to get up and pee?! And will you get up for the…

I would watch the shit out of this show if it starred Allison Janney.

I can’t ever see Chris Pine as a sex symbol. To me he’ll always be that total dork in that terrible Lindsay Lohan jinx movie that I saw way too many times for some reason when I got cable at my first apartment.

YES. For me it’s the color - her skin, hair and lips are all the same color and it looks SO CREEPY LIKE A SENTIENT MANNEQUIN THAT CAN’T RAP.

WAT?!

I like Hiddleston ok and haven’t paid attention to Taylor enough to form an opinion, but there are few things I hate more than the superficial Met Gala. I always end up disappointed when a celeb I adore is into that shit. Or as my husband refers to it “Rich Vain People’s Prom”. But that’s really any prom.

OMG that was gorgeous. What a shame.

I loved Pauly Shore in “The Little Mermaid”.

Brooklyn Beckham