This needs to be the top comment.

“Proof” is against the law there.

Standing ovation for ya over here.

I watched a lot of 80s/90s conspiracy-ish thrillers (“Suspect” etc.) this weekend while in bed with the flu so my mind IMMEDIATELY went here as well.

We googled once he started talking too! WTF is going on there?

This needs way more stars.

I don’t know why but I thought that said “red crotch” and it seemed so fitting.

LOL “Atticus” and “Cora”. No “Lady Edith” or “Bates”?

I had the same question. I was trying to figure out if 44 was an important number specific to this virus if they weren’t using 22.

Christ, I wish I could unread that. What an ego.

Oh damn you, I can’t stop laughing now.

THANK YOU. Came here to ask the same damn question.

I read the whole story stunned with my jaw on the floor. Got to that line and couldn’t stop laughing.

Same. Greatest thing I ever read.

I have two friends who are ex-boyfriends and my husband is friends with his college girlfriend. In all three of these cases, the friendships happened MUCH later after the breakups. I could never successfully transition to “just friends” whether I was the dumper or the dumpee. But after time - and especially if you…

If they don’t use this as an intro one week, they’re crazy. It’s brilliant.

I love to go on IMDb weeks later and I can always pick out his goofs submissions.

Exactly. I’m just so happy to read what these men are doing. I’ve been forwarding the link to family and friends all evening.

ARE YOU MARRIED TO MY HUSBAND?! He drives me crazy with this shit. I make him STFU about it so he goes on IMDb and fills out all the goofs sections for these movies.

As someone who did this three times for my sister trying to leave her violent husband (she kept going back), this puts tears in my eyes. The expense of moving aside, the terror and logistics of doing that would sometimes make her stay. It was horrifying worrying about him coming home from work for some reason and…