I got in to grad school today. I AM SO HAPPY.

It's Sunday, so I wanna know what everyone is cooking again...

I'm making a big batch of beet salad to have for lunch throughout the week

So what happens..updated...tw: pregnancy talk

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What's cooking today GT?

ScissorFight

3/02/14 5:12pm

Being that it's Sunday, and likely freezing/raining/snowing where you are, I bet some of you are fixing some yummy things!

So what happens..updated...tw: pregnancy talk

ScissorFight

3/01/14 5:33pm

Fucking Personal Statements, how do they work?

ScissorFight

2/04/14 7:48pm

This, how do I do it?

No-Candy Gender-Neutral Valentine Idea for Kindergarten Class (tw: gross cuteness and puns)

ScissorFight

1/26/14 5:04pm

I volunteer in a Kinder class and the kids are super awesome. Valentine's Day was so fun at this age, and I'm trying to stop being grumpy about the no-candy policy (I know, I know, childhood obesity, blah blah blah) These looked fun. I'd probably throw some dinosaurs into the mix for good measure....

New handbag/purse/satchel needed

ScissorFight

1/25/14 3:02pm

So, the strap on my bag broke, and it is time for a new one. I'm not one who gets excited about bags, so I usually opt for an impulsively purchased super-cheap one, use it til it falls apart, and repeat cycle.

Waiting and Freaking

ScissorFight

1/24/14 7:39pm

I get my CSET (California Subject Exminations for Teachers) scores tonight between 5 and 10. I'm dying. It's such a long exam that I didn't really have a feeling either way about how well I did at the end. Ugh.

Um...I cannot stop laughing at this, I may die from it

ScissorFight

1/20/14 7:33pm

Well this is weird.

Too Annoyed for a Clever Headline (tw: threats of violence/idiot man-child ex-boyfriend talk)

ScissorFight

1/17/14 8:44pm

Once upon a time, in a dismal hellscape far far away, I was in a dysfunctional long-term relationship with a real dick bag. It turned out to be a costly mistake in many different ways, and for the purposes of this rant, let's just call him that.

I need some wisdom/perspective/to be kicked squarely in the ass

ScissorFight

1/15/14 6:04pm

So, I'm trying to get into grad school. The program I really want to get into (I think?!?!) is a combination teacher credentialing/Masters in education packed into one very intense year. I've spent the past year trying to get a decent application together, but the more I really look at it, there is no way that I'm…

Just Me?

ScissorFight

7/17/13 12:07am

Ever find yourself at the gym, and in the unfortunate location that is right in front of a giant tv tuned to Fox News? I did this evening.

George Zimmerman found not guilty

ScissorFight

7/13/13 10:04pm

I am fucking speechless. Someone make me understand this.

Vodka Infusing-I can't stop (I'm so excited! I'm so scared!)

ScissorFight

6/19/13 2:35pm

So, after the strawberry rhubarb vodka was such a delicious success (perhaps too successful? See picture below), I have been consumed with what else I can cram into jars with booze.

ScissorFight

6/16/13 1:07am

So, remember this?

Putting the lazy in malaisey

ScissorFight

6/14/13 5:10pm

You guys....I suck today. The sun is shining, I have the house to myself and a plethora of projects to do (fun ones even!), and yet......here I sit feeling like a garbage human. A garbage human who has that crazy hair that you get if you wash it and then just lay around.

Halp Update/Halped

ScissorFight

6/13/13 5:03pm

So this happened:

Halp

ScissorFight

6/13/13 12:31pm

So long story short, there is this cat, she is not mine, but she comes to my house every single day. She belongs to my neighbor, its weird.

I hate neighbors/I may be an asshole/Crazy rant

ScissorFight

6/12/13 7:49pm

After having lived in a city, I really grew to love the willful disregard of one's neighbors. I didn't want to know them, they certainly didn't want to know me, and everyone was happy. I believe this custom exists as a way for human beings to tolerate living in such close physical proximity to each other without…