This wouldn’t be Jalopnik without whiny millenials like Ballaban complaining about every good thing to come their way.
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It’s okay, no matter what happens the Zumwalts will always be able to tumblehome
When did you start here Ballaban. I’ve been reading the site for the best part of a decade, and it’s never been this ridiculous. A jab here and there, fine. But it seems like every article now goes out of it’s way to mock the President-Elect. I guess you guys think it’s edgy, or funny, it’s just getting old really…
Belittle your readers, good business move...your editor must love you...
How does this dumb shit have so many stars? If 100% of Hillary’s voters picked Johnson he’d be winning too. It’s not our fault you’re all a bunch of God damn sheep that will vote for a corrupt, lying, heartless woman or a misogynistic reality television star without an ounce of political experience just because…
With just a hint of kryptonite.
No, it’s made of WIN.
SMARF.
Perhaps someone somewhere out there doesn’t want Elon to succeed in his long term Martian colonization plans?
ULA is the prime suspect because they have a facility, hilariously known as SMARF (Solid Motor Assembly and Readiness Facility) that’s only about a mile away from SpaceX’s Launch Complex 40
It was clearly the british government because elon musk is hugo drax.
I’m guessing that C5's are also getting close to the bottom of their depreciation curve, to the point where the damage has already been done before you buy a used one.
The Z06 is great, but a regular coupe with the targa top will give you plenty of performance and sunshine while being cheaper than the FRC/Z06 and convertible.
They come reliable from the factory, but for some reason, every Subbie owner does their darndest to make them unreliable.
People think that Miata is always the answer, but C5 is the real always-answer. Kristin knows what’s good. Bow down to your vette overlords. Pick up a c5 z06 or FRC and have a car that’s fun pretty much anywhere. Not saying that Miatas aren’t fun, just that C5s are more fun than Miatas in spots that Miatas are fun,…
Fuck Alzheimer’s.
Anytime you’re copying Subaru’s styling, it’s going to be ugly. This looks like some designer traced all of the WRX’s styling elements to the new Civic, then spent the rest of the day watching porn on his phone in the bathroom.
This one actually deserves all the stars on the Interwebs. “Simultaneously win and lose all of Trump’s voters” with Obama as a foreign leader is brilliant.
Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.