Rest in Peace, Harris Wittels, comic genius.

I also grew up on the DC Animated universe (seriously Snyder, please consider dubbing Kevin Conroy’s for the BatVoice rather than using that RoboVoice!), and while I agree that these live action movies leave something to be desired, their animated division is still knocking it out of the park. I wish WB could look at…

As someone who grew up on the awesomeness that was the DC Animated Universe, it breaks my heart to see how lackluster this all is. The Justice League has a lore that’s just as rich and crazy as The Avengers, and yet it’s probably gonna be wasted by the utter ineptitude and greed of Warner Bros.

Truth. I can't expect everyone to tip their maids, though it should be common practice.

And Monica still would not be happy seeing as she does not like that lyric, she also said that it should be Bill Clinton's name in that reference instead of hers.

Thought this said: Tupperware Parties for Cannibals.

I actually really love doing make up. Nice quiet me time full of pretty colors and things that smell nice.
Part of my jobs is daily exposure to everything from irrational expectations to entitlement to garden variety petty cruelty. No point in getting angry, really. I don't pay it much mind, my internal process is…

It's definitely a good money saving option for those who have the time/patience/access to the needed products, hence why I starred your reply, in case any of the Milliverse want to mix their own. I'm not saying my routine and choices are universal truths for everyone.

No, no, no. Animals eat the placenta to cover the smell of blood associated with birth. Not for any other reason. Ruminids like deer can't even digest it properly to gain any sort of nutrition from it, for strength or whatever people claim. Safe to assume that most women aren't being actively hunted. The placenta is a…

Any time anyone mentions Foucault, ever, my eye twitches so hard that people ask if I need medical attention.

ferris buellar came out 30 years ago

I hold full, out-loud, long conversations by myself, pretending I'm a guest on WTF with Marc Maron. Sometimes I politely argue with him; sometimes we battle; sometimes I just charm him with my stories and wit. It's intensely self-indulgent and embarrassing and I love it. I would DIE if someone overheard me. I have a…

Nick Cave once said goths were like cockroaches— because it just never dies and you can't kill it and it'll outlive the whole focking lot of you! Just another of the many reasons to love Mr. Cave.

I'm not sure what this article is about. Lipstick is helping her?

Fixed.

I have some scissors that would do it.

you can't defame the dead

Hey look it's Giada diLaurentiis everyone! Thanks, now I know how to say "PEN-eh" like a Canadian, and "spa-ghEEEEEEEEEEEE-tti" like an asshole.

The barista can just make a short trip to the exoplanet Gilese 436 b. The planet is completely covered in a rare form of water under such incredible pressure due to planetary gravity that the water solidifies (instead of freezing). Additionally, the planet also orbits its star so closely that the average surface…

by 5 pm i guarantee there will be more views on this dumb post about mariah carey's babyness and my latent racism against "Asian nail techs" than on the interview i did with one of the world's most important women working in reproductive rights. love it