I had nausea for months and really bad acne. My god send is condoms, not going to lie.

Read it as "Ensure" and was pretty impressed with their decision to branch out from meal replacement shakes.

Yes. Don't forget the mood swings! I could never take the pill because it made me CRAZY! I cried every single day I was on it. Basically, if I was on it, I didn't need it because no man wanted to get close enough to have sex with me.

Yay! I celebrate women's freedom not to have a child because it's not a biological obligation, but a choice. Ok, now that we have established that. . . . Birth controls is a really shitty pharma mess for women. I think there needs to be a day that brings awareness to how many women are depressed, fat, not interested…

I can't hear you over all of my slutting about.

This may or may not seem strange, but I am so happy to see hair.

I love how the ones that aren't being actively held up to a tree are just sprawled right out on the grass, not giving a single fuck. They look like the worlds fuzziest stoners.

I have girdled my loins and prepared myself. Let's do this!!

Oh what's this? NBD just your full, complete Doctor Who Anniversary Schedule. Whatevs; not that people are all that excited about the anniversary special around here or anything. Prolly not even anything anybody's gonna care about. Nope. Not one bit. Plus, here's a new trailer.

Are you guys seriously going to make me the lone asshole to admit that you'd tap this?

I feel shameful about this because his personality is so horrible but...

Am I the only one who has an insatiable lust for Vegeta from DBZ?

I drew that dinosaur, you guys. I drew it.

She still ended up marrying him though, which cancelled out the whole thing. And I bet you twenty dollars that's why they ended up allowing it—because Shonda told the execs that she'd end up with the guy in the end. I'm all for praising Shonda Rhimes for putting unlikeable/unorthodox women onscreen, but if we're going…

Holy crap that's my blog post! So proud that my first contribution to Jezebel could be bringing the pseudo-science behind the cheese-dream phenomenon to the masses.

I love that this article culminated in a Mighty Boosh link.

Miss Denmark is clearly the most IDGAF about this whole competition