I will not give up on my dream of one day owning a ten speed bicycle with a gated shifter.

Having driven my parents’ S7 many times, it just isn’t that good to drive. My GTI and BMW are light years more entertaining. I found my self bored in the Audi. It is entirely possible though that I am not in the demographic for that cat however.

You were really on an upward trajectory there....for a while.

And the Panamera will be twice as good to drive as the S7.

Unless you’re talking about the tiny facelift that this generation had there haven’t been any real redesigns. I do agree that this looks much worse though, I’m not at all a fan of modern Audis but I thought the original A5 was quite well done.

The Camaro ZL1 is the car that best defines the Golden Age of Cars we’re currently living in. I’ll explain.

Not saying the CP sounds bad by any means. But that FP at 8500 rpm is a thing of beauty.

I’m going to be that guy and say the GT350's flat plane.

Still, it’s a Astra J (which launched in 2009) with a rear and a different front, sharing the plataform, interior, the 2.0 turbo engine, and the entire side of the car. It’s basically a German car, which I think it’s quite nice.

Well, it’s a rebadged Astra sedan.

I was going to dispute that but then I looked up the msrp for the verano. $21k. Really? I thought it was in the $30k territory with Acura and such.

Look, I get that you like your car. Cool. Have fun with it.

Cool rental car, bro.

A “handsome” car, that is not.

You know that getting a smartphone doesn’t mean compulsory memberships to the social media sphere right? Giving up your typewriter for a laptop doesn’t mean you have to start buying shit on Amazon either.

You hate Snapchat? You hate Vine? What emotion do you reserve for things that actually do evil?

Hate leads to suffering.

Alright alright we’ll stay off your lawn