I’m hoping they soon roll out “if this AND this THEN that” as well. You know like how, “if I open the door turn on the lights” is all well and good but “if I open the door and it’s dark outside turn on the lights” would be so much better.

Maybe in some theoretical perfectly rational world, but not in this one.

Counterpoint: Motorists are tool bags who do not understand what “sharing the road” means. I am not well versed in the cycling laws of Illinois but I can tell you that your neighbors to the north have laws which are routinely dismissed by motorists. If I am riding my bike down the middle of the lane, I am afforded…

Exactly right. That way I won’t have to worry about some drunk idiot pretending to jump in front of my car, forcing my car to decide to drive me into a fire or whatever else.

Silly dogs, that car doesn’t have a wishbone suspension!

And the quinine is also good for preventing muscle cramps! Have a shot of tonic water before bed if they tend to get you at night. (Gin not required, but hey, you’re an adult.)

As an infectious disease epidemiologist, I approve this message.

Tonic water is a wonderful gift from the heavens, and you’re a bad person who’ll most likely expire via malarial fever.

Hey. Hey hey hey.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

You’re assuming it’s a baby.

There’s always a faster car. In my years of motoring, which arent that many, I’ve found that chasing speed and “fast” really is just an endless jaunt. It’s better to just drive whatever puts the biggest smile on your face.

I bet some guys will really get a charge out of those pills.

Generalizing, but but in my experience this is indeed no longer true in Mainland Chinese society.

I am not an engineer, but I have those cool blue & white striped overalls they wear. Choo choo, motherf*****!

By making this cotd,you are legitimizing automatics.

Ah, so you didn’t see the 3:07 mark where he GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND CLUBBED A ROOKERY OF SEAL PUPS!!!??!

As another 6'5" man, I say violent protest is needed. The last time I was on a plane, I saw them take an armrest off to accommodate a fat lady. I asked the flight attendant to remove the seat in front of me while she was at it. Got a dirty look

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