Damn it, Musk.

Compare it to Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction”. Was that one count of indecent exposure for every kid watching the Super Bowl that year?

The white car the OP posted IS a Grand Prix, not Grand Am. I initially thought Grand Am too, but the bumper lights on those are reverse lights... not something that would reflect. However the white car is a mid 90's GP, but the red one is the next generation. I think the car in question is a mid 90's Pontiac Grand Prix

Nah. Freedom.

Alright alright we’ll stay off your lawn

This is the shittiest post I’ve read in a while....but in a good way.

Yes. The box is a total tactical zone. No phones, no cameras, fighting positions at all times. Standing there filming a drop is not being tactical.

Humvee Dumvee fell from a plane,

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Thing about that is that aliens, at least, are real.

If he blows a tire, hits a deer, hydroplanes on a puddle, runs into an unexpected brick or hammer, or pretty much anything untoward happens...he can slide, still doing 150, into the back of a minivan full of kids, or across the center divider and have a 220mph head on.

Jerry, buddy, I appreciate the kind words, but this is getting a little ridiculous now. Every single post you are hitting it with a ton of plugs, it is a bit distracting.

Noooooooo! I really dont want to have to get acclimated to a new site. The comments here are still the best around (possibly the lowest bar that has ever been, but still). I havent followed any of the other good writers to their new sites. Hopefully Drive will break the mold, however, I still hold a huge grudge…

Hehe. You have not dealt with the guy doing meth in his rental with a handgun on the coffee table yet that is screaming at the top of his lungs.

That font is damn near unreadable

Clearly the answer is to get rid of the kid

And its commentors like you that drive away civil discourse.

Who knew that Porsche secretly collaborated with Ferrari on the 993.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

No need for everyone to get so huffy.