I honestly couldn’t even laugh at this. I was too busy being angry at the amount of stupid:

I’m actually pretty impressed how short the train’s stopping distance was. It stopped within 2 car lengths!

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this still makes more sense than Imperial units.

IN PUTIN’S RUSSIA, TV WATCHES YOU!

And this, folks, as how we know we are still on Jalopnik!

I once saw a cat running like a bat out of hell, both glue trap and mouse firmly attached.

these are $30 bucks apiece. well worth it. enjoy.

I don’t know the situation but I think you are reading a lot into this. It sounds like a frustrated mom dealing with a major transition period in the relationship. The rest is just projection. Eta: and to add, young people also have to learn to have a relationship as an adult with their parents. It’s usually a mutual…

>Lol, it would essentially take building an island in the middle of a sea.

No more so than the bartender/establishment that fails to erase tapped beers or unavailables from the menu so I have to re-decide.

That one appears to be one of the last of that body style, which had 5.7L chevy engines in them. While still having the maneuverability of a pissed- off elephant, they at least had some semblance of power. My dad had an 82 Fleetwood with the god- awful 4.1L V-8 in it. 135 HP. The 89 Sunbird 5- speed I had at the time…

Tip #5 is especially a good one. Makes it a lot easier to adjust!

I do a combination of things:

I once had that worry when my kids were looking at a vintage Silver Spur at a Concours d’Elegance featuring Rolls Royce & Bentley. “Look, but don’t touch, keep your hands to yourself,” I told them, and then the owner who was standing by said “Hey kids, you can get in if you want, it’s just a car.”

counterpoint - children are sticky and dirty and don’t belong near a $140,000+ car

It’s the Bay Area. Nothing to see here. Par for the coarse. Naked people are everywhere just walking around. The weird part isn’t the naked, it’s the middle of the Bay Bridge part.

Wtf trip is this packing for? A lounging trip?

That dog was better at it than you’d be.

I’m sorry, but this is dope