I mean, they are Camry drivers. The drivers really probably are that bad consistently.

Who the hell at GM decided that using the reverse lights as approach lamps was a good idea?

Does existence count as a design flaw?

http://lifehacker.com/how-to-turn-wa… Check this article from last week out. They touch upon that problem.

That would be stupid, when it would be cheaper and more instructive to flatten & firebomb them:

Well the Zonda was injured. That counts as a tragedy in my book.

My favourite is when people use color in excel file to denote diffrent things and well I can’t see a diffrence.

well I’d have to be color blind to even consider designing for color blinds really, or have them all gang up on me to make me remember :P

#Freedomtruck

I work a large area between two major cities. The county has the highest average income per capita in the state. IE, its a bunch of fancy sub divisions.

The cop calling neighbors are insane. I go out of my way to belittle them.

“Did you try, you know, actually speaking to your neighbor?”
“Do you suggest I arrest the…

“it seems the family were coming home from shopping, and startled some good samaritan enough to phone the cops when they put their child in the back row seating of their Tesla Model S.”

There’s no missile in there. That’s too short to carry a ICBM (this is a missile transporter/erector)

From the looks of that escort its either a nuke, a crashed UFO and occupants (I WANT TO BELIEVE) or a dry run for transporting President Donald Trump’s hair pieces.

My skill is silence. For whatever reason as a kid I tried to move silently. Now, I don’t buy clothes, shoes, etc. that make any noise. It’s very easy for me to sneak up on people.

I’v taught for almost 20 years and I’ve never had a kid take a swing. You know why? I learned how to de-escalate a situation and let the kid save face. I learned when to not push kids on issues. I’ve learned when to let small infractions slide. I learned these things because I can never use force. It’s a shame police…

That’s where most of my sensors go as well.

Let’s start with your childhood, Jason.

Few things in this world are lethal as being a brazilian cop.
(source: Me, a brazilian off-duty cop)

Yep, can’t remember which locker is mine, which is usually in conjunction with discovering that I haven’t been to class all semester and need to pass the final.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).