I will never understand parents who ruin an actual good gift by making their kid feel like shit first (is how I feel about it).

I’ve had three laptops since 2004 using this method. It is always WAY cheaper to buy the best-quality, most future-proof model you can afford. 

The Heffalumps and Woozles song was definitely horror.

Look, I have a Sony A7 III, which is a pretty great camera all around, but I ain’t carrying it with me everywhere.

The most efficient way to conquer The Cheesecake Factory’s menu is to eat somewhere else.

Annoyed Disney World cast-member trying to maintain the illusion of my $6,000 vacation: “There were no utensils a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, hence there are no utensils in the Galactic Starcruiser. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?”

It’s a good show, but I think Sudeikis elevates it a lot higher than the quality of most of the writing. He’s a great character, but the supporting cast feels awfully underthought.

Everyone who disagrees with you is not a homophobe.  Most are probably allies who you will ultimately drive away.

No shit! I find it way, way easier to cover anything that’s going into the science oven than it is to wipe the damn thing down after every use.

Incredibly humiliating for all involved. I feel for the Microcenter staff. 

1 - its chik-fil-a, if you’ve somehow missed it, they are gods at logistics, you’ll be out of the line faster than you’d ever guess

The food is good, although that’s a relative concept.  The service is undeniably excellent.  Now get ready for the slacktivists to tell you you’re history’s greatest monster because you didn’t burn one down when you passed it.

“...I’d rather entrust that risk management to trained chefs and a staff that know what they are doing.”...  Gas station sushi isn’t rolled on-site.  It’s delivered, from a food purveyor, the same way a lot of supermarket sushi is delivered.

I really liked the first two, problems and all. And particularly the direction TLJ pulled it in. That third one diminishes the whole by failing to follow through. But ultimately who gives a shit. The movie was bad it happens. Fun enough to unpack and criticize, but in the end it’s it’s just a movie. The good stuff is…

Exactly my thoughts as I was reading this. Reading that paragraph, I almost felt compelled to yawn. It’s like watching Star Wars and pointing out that there’s no sound in space. Like, we know. Everybody knows. Nobody cares.

Someone pay this man to recreate the whole game.  I would definitely buy a remaster of Dark Forces II.

You've interpreted his bit in a very bizarre way.

Now let’s hear your dating dos and don’ts!

Yeah, fuck that revisionist bullshit. You can say it’s so bad it’s entertaining as a result, but that’s it.

I’d say Jedi Knight:Dark Forces II is better. People overlook it for Jedi Knight: Outcast, probably because the latter was available on consoles, so more people played it. Still, the original had Half-Life-esque levels, in the sense of lived-in places that felt like they served a purpose, and a year before Half-Life…