Bro...

What a slap to the face to Brees. This is the kind of indiginity that will really leave a mark.

While I'm interested in most aspects of the show, Mandalorian fatigue is real.

I have one response to that.

Casting director right now: GET ME KLAUS KINSKI’S CORPSE!

You’re half correct. Runny whites are the devil’s playground. Runny yolks are divine.

Counterpoint:scrambled eggs are a boring waste of delicious, creamy egg yolks. 

Best thing in the world: soft poached eggs that run all over your corned beef hash when you pop them.  

I am not a fan of the guy, he’s an ass. I’d have moved to get him away from the helm quite aways before the 420 tweet. But I’d never oust him. No way.

That was 20 years ago. And it was the first step that led to now where currently it’s almost seamless. You have to make those wobbly first steps to move forward, and Star Wars is a very good place to make those pioneering VFX decisions.

Speaking of fucked up things, who the hell sound checked those mics? 

Soft serve. Not ice cream. There is a difference.

As a super weird introvert, I honestly hate this and feel bad for him. You try to have fun and express yourself, and get mocked for it, and worst of all is you have no clue why. I’m at peace now, but in my teens and 20s this caused untold anxiety and resentment in me.

I don’t know if this is racist! Someone help me!

NFL on QBs: “Tackles must break the laws of physics or you will be penalized.”

Should be noted that while he was in Cleveland, he hired this Bill Lumburg looking guy

As if there was any question before this year... We're on the way to full blown work stoppage in 2021 yes? 

Only a psychopath would consistently keep that many tabs open. Seriously, bookmarks people!

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

*coughrememberthesecough*