Can’t be a Diamondback, they won’t get put out of their misery until September.

Except the smoothest production they’ve had was the one helmed by an auteur, and they gave him a whole trilogy to do whatever with.

If they should bar wars, please let these Star Wars stay.

Ticks are the same color as Coca-Cola. Could you spot them floating in your Coke bottle?

How in earth is this getting up votes? It’s a god damn flight attended drunk on flight. That’s a big deal.

When the passengers are LEGALLY REQUIRED to follow her commands, yes, being drunk is a big fucking deal.

Divorce yourself from hating the success of the Warriors and the colossus they’ve built, and it’s just such beautiful basketball.

Can you please keep your narratives straight? Ben didn’t suddenly say this after the draft. His tune changed the day Todd Haley, the offensive coordinator he was constantly rumored to be feuding with, was replaced by quarterbacks coach Randy Fichtner.

Kids shouldn’t be on Facebook.

The picture threw me for a minute because I was unaware of Michelle’s work, so I was shocked to learn that Patton Oswalt was a killer, then shocked that he was 72.

Also, Martin Freeman is a well-known grouchy old fart who seemingly hates everything he does.

Chris Evans might be the best in the MCU, in terms of acting skill.

He’s the best Superman we never got.

Curious how much automated systems, when still intact, take over for certain airplanes when there’s an imbalance (lost engine, broken wing, etc.)?

Looks like a hundred other “Beware of the scary new technology!” movies.

Most folks’ Facebook audiences ARE their loved ones, ya dolt.

You’d be woefully out of touch, then.

Or remember how much of a pain in the ass it is to do them later. After the kids are in bed, I head down to the kitchen to clean up every night. It’s my life now. And I generally don’t need any more incentive than the 2-4x worse mess it will be if I don’t do it.

Yep. Podcasts are the medium for all tedium.

"I'm not a dick and show up 5 mins before closing." Why is that being a dick. Close 5 minutes earlier if you don't want people showing up at 9:55.