Almost perfect timing for his annual two-week vacation pre-football season. 

Ok, now here’s a genuine concern: how many people running wild with that gif don’t know it’s Redford?

To the left and hide.

Right?! 1/4 cup of kernels is minimum serving for me. 

Nothing about that model is top-of-the-line.

Nothing about that model is top-of-the-line.

Turtle necks on guys just look stoooooopid. 

Turtle necks on guys just look stoooooopid. 

What kind of monster leaves their legs out from under the blanket?!

What did I just watch? Bradshaw is a gem, but what did I just watch?

My 2011 MBP is done upgrading, but I may still do so for my 2013 iMac. However, I have learned my lesson to wait at least 6 months before upgrading due to Adobe Creative Cloud generally having a multitude of issues in many of their apps.

I have two machines: 2011 15" MBP, 2.4GHz i7, 16GB RAM, and 256GB SSD and a 2013 27" iMac, 3.5GHz i7, 32GB RAM, 120GB SSD (the HDD portion of the Fusion drive was on the fritz and so I deleted the partition).

Yeah.

Eh. As a father of a precious 2.5 year old boy and a little girl on the way, hearing this from any random schmoe...

All those dishes...

Eh. Not so bad. Puss-y double amputee knees are WAY worse.

I roast potatoes in bacon fat.

Save your really entertaining podcasts for dishes time. It helped me SOOOOO much in not minding dishes as much.

Right. As a kid, if I were given the choice between 2 hours of bouncing and 2 hours of unlimited tokens I would take the tokens all day.

I remember when a friend during Junior year had the LotR trilogy on his 128gb wheel iPod back in 2006. I was like, “GTFO!”

Earthworm Jim did it first.