Yeah.

Eh. As a father of a precious 2.5 year old boy and a little girl on the way, hearing this from any random schmoe...

All those dishes...

Eh. Not so bad. Puss-y double amputee knees are WAY worse.

I roast potatoes in bacon fat.

Save your really entertaining podcasts for dishes time. It helped me SOOOOO much in not minding dishes as much.

Right. As a kid, if I were given the choice between 2 hours of bouncing and 2 hours of unlimited tokens I would take the tokens all day.

I remember when a friend during Junior year had the LotR trilogy on his 128gb wheel iPod back in 2006. I was like, “GTFO!”

Earthworm Jim did it first.

I have to tell my 2013 iMac to “search for older Macs” when air dropping to my 2011 MBP. It’s a silly gripe of which I don’t lose sleep over, but....why?

My 2005 Accord is still running strong at 225,000+. That’s beautiful enough for me.

My wife and I haven’t had a microwave in over 3 years, and now with an almost 2 year old have done just fine without it. 

All fine and good, but Cmd/Ctrl + L in a browser. You’re welcome.

7. Keep your PS3 since it still takes you 6-12 months to finish a game.

I’m sure you’ve made up your mind not to have kids, but I would love tolearn from you on how to “control” a crying baby/toddler!

I guess you have to try to get some type of hype for the movie before TLJ swallows it alive.

I generally prefer homemade, but I am a sucker for the store-bought cheddar cheese ball covered in almonds.

We know. We know.

Rash ‘em!