The chain wasn't even made, in the show.

I don't think he cares too much about Microsoft either way; The Witness was supposed to be Xbox 360 and PS3.

Same with The Witness on the PS4. I've heard a bunch of folks talking about how it's a PS4 exclusive and that's one of the reasons they want it. It's just a timed exclusive.

He JUST replaced the Human Torch for a while.

You can already attempt to take a picture of your dick to use as a gamerpic with the Xbox 360 Camera. Go ahead, try.

The only benefit the reward zone thing offers is the certificates. It's a reward for spending money. Everything else is available to non reward zone folks, so I don't understand the vitriol.

His criteria apparently isn't that the MMO is good, it's that it lets him play as a pink thing with a raccoon tail. TERA won that a while ago.

Wildstar didn't win that race, TERA did. You could be a pink Popori with a raccoon tail for years.

This one was amaaaaazing.

Thanks for replying to a comment made over a year ago, and you still don't have to eat them or stomp on them.

Milcoholic? So he's addicted to milcohol?

I believe it's just treasure hunters now. A bunch of people like Captain Olimar that just want to go exploit indigenous peoples for profit.

Yes, a single deviation from a happy face means faces now are less happy. Congratulations! I'll get the Nobel prize folks on the phone.

Mantis shrimp have big heads and two equally sized folded up arms. A pistol shrimp has long antennae, one big fuckin' claw and teeny eyes.

Clauncher is definitely a Pistol Shrimp.

Kotaku is.

'Hey, someone made another skin for the main character in Grand Theft Auto. Let's rake in the ad money and post about it with zero effort on our part.'

There's always a fine option for Android even for free. Right now, you have the LG Optimus G, the Galaxy SII, the RAZR M, Xperia TL, Photon Q if you like big physical keyboards. There are dozens more.

There is no carrier that doesn't offer free Android devices with new activation or upgrade.

Okay, the middle song, then. It's clear which song I was referring to.