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Spiderman 2 had other boss fights but the storyline of the movie wove through the game's scenes, and the final fight was the warehouse scene with Doc Ock. It was definitely based on the movie. Scott Pilgrim, it had enough in common with the movie that I included it, since it wasn't simply "Here's a character you might

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Comparing rape to fighting/war is preposterous. In shooting games, you're shooting at people that are shooting at you.

So if they released a multiplayer-focused S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game for 60 dollars, you'd be totally happy with that? Because it just sounds like you just hate multiplayer games.

I kind of want that mini The Homer.

Having fun playing a game with your friends doesn't mean the game is any good. I've played the worst fucking games with my best friends and had the best time.

Thumbs down actually meant "Don't kill him."

They don't want to divide their user-base. No one is going to be ditching their EVE subscription to go play Dust on a PS3 but people might do that if they got to remain seated at their PC and participate in the EVE universe.

One of the definitions of irony is: "incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result"

But Air Ride was awful.

Good movie-based video games:

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Pretty sure this dude rocks fanny packs and if I had lady parts, he'd totally have access.

I'm fairly certain, almost 100% in fact, that Tony Stark is not a real human being and that the rule that genius geeks don't have sex applies to real human beings. I'm not positive, though.

"my sitcoms of the moment are...Futurama, South Park... The Big Bang Theory, Parks and Recreation"

If they had released a 60 dollar game that didn't have either of those things, would you have said "Translation: 'We wanted to cash in on people who like video games.'"

The game they're working on is free-to-play. Do people even read articles before attempting to be snarky smartasses?

And every single page they posted as excerpts. That's some pretty intense full frontal tackling and ear whispering. And sex slave chaining.

Starting at the end of this month, they'll have 4G access and the 4G is unthrottled. 3G will still get throttled, but if you live in range of a good enough signal, you'll never need it.

I would've said the original was the best Blizzard game, but technically it wasn't made by Blizzard, it was Synapse or something at the time.

I can't be the only underwhelmed person, right? Nothing happened in that video. One attack hit one other pokemon. Everything else was money-saving explosions and screen wipes. And 3D models they copy-pasted.

Best Blizzard game.