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Nutter Butter blizzards are the best. They don't make your mouth all parched and weird-feeling like anything from Dairy Queen with chocolate in it, and vanilla/peanut butter/crunchy cookie pieces is the best combination ever.

But it's not even on his foot. It just doesn't look right.

I guess it isn't dust, it's fire or sparks or something? That makes even LESS sense but I guess since it's a video game, it doesn't have to. At least it's not ignoring the laws of physics in a way that I can quantify and make fun of.

I just saw a post of yours over on Gizmodo on, what, an article about Usain Bolt? Thank you for reinforcing my opinion, but please stop.

Hate to be nitpicky about figurines (Love it) but his foot is descending into the dirt but there's already dust shooting out from behind it? Wouldn't that only happen when you reach the end of your stride and pick your foot back up so your toes are kicking up dust? Visually, it doesn't make any sense to me.

Recycling anything except for aluminum, at this point in time, is more cost and energy inefficient than pulling more of that product out of the ground or harvesting it from forests. The only thing recycling saves is one raw material, and it uses up more of other materials in the process (coal, fossil fuels, etc. for

You've never seen one of these?

It sounds like a great idea for phones, but as someone who doesn't sit amazingly close to his computer monitor, it feels like a waste. Yes, if you push your face against the screen, you won't be able to see the pixels, but at a distance, the screen is going to look the same. And now you're going to have to upscale

"It's a couple of images from the "Digital Estate Planning" finale featuring the Greendale Seven rendered as characters in a video game"

Ten seasons and a theme park.

I'd assume that in order for your phone to break while using the case, the case would be broken as well. Otherwise that is a really terrible case.

The first few minutes of the video are the response to your sarcasm. Super strength, flight, invincibility. They hand those powers out like candy to anyone who is of little importance or backstory. He was made to be a flawless being. Not even a flawless human. He's an alien, whose fake persona is a copywriter or

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The catch is that each repair is 45 dollars, plus the 50 dollars for a new case, and repair parts are generally less than 100 dollars. And, if somehow, your phone completely breaks while in that case, they'll only replace it completely one time.

The article actually explains why you should hunt in diagonals (which end up making the board look checkered) since every ship would touch at least one of those blue boxes.

It's pretty easy. Captain America was really serious and most comic book fans like seriousness in their movies lately (Nolan trilogy, Hellboy, Incredible Hulk from 2008) while Thor was far more upbeat. I liked Thor a lot more than I liked Captain America but then again I am a fan of movies taking advantage of humor

Tested against 'high-end' Skullcandy earbuds, they ended up getting higher marks. It's not hard to do better than skullcandy, but at least they're not crappy iPod default earbuds.

Lots of bars use liquor that they've gotten in bulk as 'signature drinks' just to get it out of there. They must have a lot of curacao and jager, and decided that mountain dew was the least offensive carbonated beverage to mix with them both? I can't think of any other reason.

How is it sexist? It's the shape of a person's face. If there was a more horse-like man that was just as popular, we'd make fun of him for that, too.