If you’re already in the media world, maybe, but I think “why should I give a shit?” is actually a fair question for most people.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

I imagine Tom has a walking stick etched with a victory ring that he does a pimp walk with to meetings, the watercooler, and also the bathroom.

I was at this game, and eagerly awaited this post.

The Cardinals have lost 22 games. Jorge Soler’s number is 68. Michael Wacha’s number is 52.

No snark: This IS a cool story, bro.

And the rest of us love Deadspin even more! This is the Best Blog Column In Baseball.

You mean we are going to have one of these posts and no one is going to respond with how stupid it is and what a waste of time it is? Cardinal fans quit faster than their team does.

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

To this day, AJ will go down as one of my top 5 favorite sox players.

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why…

They’re not saying “Booo” they’re saying “Your failures are now microcosms of our own miserable existences; come join us in our self-loathing, slow march to our TOOOOOOMBS!”

It’s just a cat.

Yeah, I don’t understand what he’s complaining about. He made the bet (apropos of nothing, so far as I can tell), allowed York to change the terms of the bet after winning, then went and honored his commitment (presumably without complaining to York).

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Yes, because what corporate fat cat doesn’t want all the ratings gold of media market 43 in the NBA Finals instead of market No. 6, represented by a team that has meant big ratings all year and the reigning two-time MVP?

As a Cubs fan, I disagree.

As someone who has watched Daniel Murphy for years, let me assure you that his .529/.556/1.294 in 18 PA vs the Cubs cannot be taken into consideration without also acknowledging the .150/.320/.150 he put up over 25 PA in the next series. Dude is streaky af both ways but ultimately comes out just about exactly…

This idea is amazing. It would simultaneously cut 60% of the league’s revenue while also making the playoffs completely anticlimactic. What I’m saying is I think you’re inline to be the next NHL commissioner.

Have you read any of the two-dozen or so other food columns I've written for this site, you fucking dolt? There's not one goddamn mention of impressing anybody for the sake of inducing sex in any of them, you jackass. Nor is there one in this one. That is not even the tiniest part of what I'm trying to accomplish,…