Uhhh... what?

Oh yeah, The Hurt Locker. He was the guy who bit it in the beginning, right? His part was so tangential we weren't even sure it was him until we watched the credits. There must be something about him that keeps him from getting parts — maybe he's difficult to work with...?

Which of these is most like the original Manhunt?

See? He also had a role in a certain apocalyptic movie, but I won't discuss it here because it would be hella spoiler-y.

B&B's in other countries don't count. The people there are clearly not as uptight as the weird New England septuagenarians whose antique cupboards are covered with tchotchkes that make Precious Moments figurines look like The Thinker. I think you just relayed that anecdote to tell everyone: a) You've been to San…

Wait — Guy Pearce is the one who needs a bigger career. L.A. Confidential, Memento, then.... what? The shriveled guy in Prometheus? What happened to him?

I'll be there in my Dodge Dart.

I'm actually a little older, but yeah, those were indeed the days. But wait — aren't we supposed to be arguing or calling each other douches or driving 35 minutes to fight or something?

Ok, fair enough. Nicely researched. However, there's no getting around the fact that Wilkins went super-human in this game and it still wasn't enough to get him past Bird.

Wilkins gets a bad rap — he just couldn't get his team past Bird's Celtics, one of the all-time great squads.

Yes, I believe that's exactly what I said: "these cows were slaughtered in a bizarre way, therefore it was done by aliens." Or, you know, this really fucked-up thing happened and my friend still can't understand it.

Years ago, I saw Uri Geller at a bookstore in Chicago and interviewed people in the audience afterwards. This woman said she felt he was "really powerful and knew a lot about her." I asked her what she meant, and she said, "Well, I asked him to autograph my book, and he asked my name. I told him, and he signed it…

I have a friend — a very smart, cynical friend who's not into any bullshit. He swears that he found cows that had been disemboweled in a very surgical, precise way in a random part of his family's farm in nowhere, Iowa. He was completely freaked out by it and, 25 years later, still had no explanation. Anyone know…

Ok, I'm kind of done trying to explain why Jay had a valid motive, that he's shown he's unhinged, and that he had a greater opportunity to kill Hae than Adnan did. You can continue clinging to the belief that he's just kind of a weird low-level drug dealer who tried to stab a friend, but definitely NOT a murderer…

Did he really laugh it off? Kind of, but how much do you really laugh it off when someone tries to fucking stab you? And what has Adnan done that was weird and sketchy like that? Nothing.

I can't see that at all. Jay is a bullshitter to the point of being a sociopath, and he tried to stab a friend. With a knife. Adnan never showed anything like that, and no one thought he was that upset about the breakup.

Does it make more sense that Adnan would go from golden boy to murderer? (Remember: Jay tried to stab a friend.)

Jay had Adnan's cellphone.

He wrote that, yes, but pretty much everyone said he had moved on. So you're weighing that more than the people who said he was fine after their breakup, than the fact that he supposedly killed her, hustled back to track, and practiced without acting weird enough to arouse any suspicion? You're cherry-picking…

Writing about killing Hae once at the top of a journal is a pretty far cry from actually doing it. I don't know about asking Hae for a ride that day, but everyone has pretty much exploded the possibility that he could have done it within that afternoon timeframe. Lastly, Don didn't try to contact her, either. Very…