What about Plan Bee Farm Brewery in Beacon, NY? Have you ever sampled their wares? The owner was on The Voice and did a killer version of "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down."

"There are no small parts, only small actors."

Poor Welk, just minding his own business dropping some balls and boom, dead.

#thanksobama

I'll agree that Cadbury is better, but I don't see them at my local 7-11.

You make a strong case. However, I've literally never seen this bar in my life, and Cadbury is kind of a next-level company (above Toffifay but below Ferraro Rocher). I don't really see Cadbury products as mass-market candy, á la your Snickers, your Milky Way, your Twix, and so forth.

I've never even heard of it. Does it still exist?

Do you still have Zagnut bars?

Isn't Clark basically Zagnut with chocolate? I think the choco of Clark is superfluous. Plus, it takes the place of Zagnut's toasted coconut. Mmmmmm.... toasted coconut....

I wish I liked it — it feels more "sophisticated." But I just don't.

I don't like dark chocolate. I don't see the point of it. Why get something sweet that's not sweet?

A few thoughts:

Almond Joy is excellent, and 100 Grand is a great idea but the shitty chocolate ruins it. SO THERE.

Reese's can be awesome — perhaps even sublime. But sometimes you get one and the peanut butter is all dusty and chalky and disappointing and it sucks.

I'm sorry, but the stories about "hooooooo, a ghoooost lived here! Boooo!" didn't scare me at all. But the first one and the one about the guy watching the girl work for two hours — holy shit, those were scary as eff.

Question: Is there any possibility Kobe becomes so miserable that he demands a trade?

If your point is Deadspin should have written something about the World Series, you may have a valid concern.

Iron Fist was the first name I searched for. Total bad-ass. His origin story is excellent — his mom let herself get eaten by wolves so the young lad could escape. Wolves! He killed a dragon with his bare hands! Man, I'm getting all pissed about this oversight just thinking about it!

I guess you're supposed to get a pneumovax shot every several years, so stay on-top of that. But my bottom line: your body will have limitations it didn't have before. A hangover that you would have laughed about will now be absolutely incapacitating. You can live a largely normal life, but you basically just have to…

I ruptured my spleen — happy to talk to you about life without one. (For starters: you're going to have to pay more attention to your diet, get more sleep, and drink less booze. Sorry, it's your new normal.)